i am the laziest chef/vegetarian ever

here is a quick snack when you are a lazy vegetarian who hates doing dishes, doesn't want a lot of calories, and has no time:

buffalo tofu pup

heat tofu pup (60 calories) in microwave for 30 seconds
put buffalo sauce and whatever else on slice on bread (70 calories)
take tofu pup and put it on the bread

60 seconds later that's your snack! Except I made 2 so it's more like a lunch.

yay!