I'm going to start painting today. I saw some art on Crown street yesterday and I'm pretty sure that my talent and ability is competitive with what's hanging around certain areas of New Haven. Also: from now on all my paintings are 11.5x14 so they can actually fit in ppl's cars if I sell it. I've started to use paint pens (graffiti inspired) and bristol board. I'm pissed because I was doing 2 small paintings a day for a month, and after I moved I can't find any of them ANYWHERE.

Here's a rough example of what I've been doing lately. This was for a student, and my other works have been in similar styles, except more design and less text.

Michael Vick is a douchebag and deserves a lose/lose situation.

He should only be allowed back in the NFL if he rips his own testicles off with kitchen utensils OR he gets naked and cage matches 5 trained pitbulls. This is because having no testicles is equally as manly as making innocent animals fight each other.

sometimes, when I'm with my boyfriend, and I mention how cute a passing baby is, my boyfriend hits me. He thinks it means I'm going to sabotage him with pregnancy.

Dear summer,
You're not even here yet! Chill out (haha, get it?)! I have swamp ass because it's so hot!eeeewbut I'm wearing a dress that makes by boobs look good.
no love,Jenn

Dear New Haven Police,
IT was sooo cute because a policeman on a bike said "hey how are you?" to me today while he passed by, and he had a nice ass.It was NOT cute that I got to my car at 11:53 and I got a ticket at 11:49.Booooo.
No love,Jenn

If I knew half of what you knew about writing poetry...

I WOULD WRITE ONE ABOUT MY DOG

i have
a little dog
named bean

she goes for walks
and makes a poop
on the lawn

and when she's done
she wants to have fun
since she pottied outside
and not in the house

I'm starting to write "if i knew half of what you knew" jokes...

If I knew half of what you knew I would be legally retarded
If I knew half of what you knew I wouldn't have graduated college
If I knew half of what you knew I would have baked a cake!

It's been a while!
I want to learn how to write jokes.
I graduated a week ago, and am now taking graduate classes! Wooohoo!

I have some art I want to share with you, but am currently in a homeless limbo (kinda), so when I'm settled next week there will be more posts.

new doggy

meet Bean!
















she's sooooooo sleepy!!

I adopted a dog!!

http://www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=10118931


now I need help with a new name!


I'm picking her up tomorrow!

Cecilia

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mixed media on paper