Here's a rough example of what I've been doing lately. This was for a student, and my other works have been in similar styles, except more design and less text.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
I'm going to start painting today. I saw some art on Crown street yesterday and I'm pretty sure that my talent and ability is competitive with what's hanging around certain areas of New Haven. Also: from now on all my paintings are 11.5x14 so they can actually fit in ppl's cars if I sell it. I've started to use paint pens (graffiti inspired) and bristol board. I'm pissed because I was doing 2 small paintings a day for a month, and after I moved I can't find any of them ANYWHERE.
Here's a rough example of what I've been doing lately. This was for a student, and my other works have been in similar styles, except more design and less text.
Here's a rough example of what I've been doing lately. This was for a student, and my other works have been in similar styles, except more design and less text.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Michael Vick is a douchebag and deserves a lose/lose situation.
He should only be allowed back in the NFL if he rips his own testicles off with kitchen utensils OR he gets naked and cage matches 5 trained pitbulls. This is because having no testicles is equally as manly as making innocent animals fight each other.
Monday, June 23, 2008
sometimes, when I'm with my boyfriend, and I mention how cute a passing baby is, my boyfriend hits me. He thinks it means I'm going to sabotage him with pregnancy.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Dear summer,
You're not even here yet! Chill out (haha, get it?)! I have swamp ass because it's so hot!eeeewbut I'm wearing a dress that makes by boobs look good.
no love,Jenn
Dear New Haven Police,
IT was sooo cute because a policeman on a bike said "hey how are you?" to me today while he passed by, and he had a nice ass.It was NOT cute that I got to my car at 11:53 and I got a ticket at 11:49.Booooo.
No love,Jenn
You're not even here yet! Chill out (haha, get it?)! I have swamp ass because it's so hot!eeeewbut I'm wearing a dress that makes by boobs look good.
no love,Jenn
Dear New Haven Police,
IT was sooo cute because a policeman on a bike said "hey how are you?" to me today while he passed by, and he had a nice ass.It was NOT cute that I got to my car at 11:53 and I got a ticket at 11:49.Booooo.
No love,Jenn
Thursday, June 5, 2008
If I knew half of what you knew about writing poetry...
I WOULD WRITE ONE ABOUT MY DOG
i have
a little dog
named bean
she goes for walks
and makes a poop
on the lawn
and when she's done
she wants to have fun
since she pottied outside
and not in the house
i have
a little dog
named bean
she goes for walks
and makes a poop
on the lawn
and when she's done
she wants to have fun
since she pottied outside
and not in the house
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
I'm starting to write "if i knew half of what you knew" jokes...
If I knew half of what you knew I would be legally retarded
If I knew half of what you knew I wouldn't have graduated college
If I knew half of what you knew I would have baked a cake!
If I knew half of what you knew I wouldn't have graduated college
If I knew half of what you knew I would have baked a cake!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
It's been a while!
I want to learn how to write jokes.
I graduated a week ago, and am now taking graduate classes! Wooohoo!
I have some art I want to share with you, but am currently in a homeless limbo (kinda), so when I'm settled next week there will be more posts.
I want to learn how to write jokes.
I graduated a week ago, and am now taking graduate classes! Wooohoo!
I have some art I want to share with you, but am currently in a homeless limbo (kinda), so when I'm settled next week there will be more posts.
Monday, April 28, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
I adopted a dog!!
http://www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=10118931
now I need help with a new name!
I'm picking her up tomorrow!
now I need help with a new name!
I'm picking her up tomorrow!
Saturday, April 19, 2008
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